Rule No. 1 of sleeping with someone’s wife: Never use the husband’s condoms, that is just rude…

My friend Ryan is the cleverest man I know. He is a data programmer by profession. But we are not talking about data programming today.

Ryan is the worst player and philanderer North of the equator. So it was with trepidation that I overheard him giving the above advice to our mutual colleague, Steven who is kind of the innocent one.

Rule No. 1 of sleeping with someone’s wife: Never use the husband’s condoms, that is just rude… Ryan repeated…

Anyhoo, I dashed over to Amazon to look for protection and this is what I found. Note that I may have become a little distracted by the weird products on offer and I was often shocked and shaking my head while muttering to myself… What the actual f+$&k!! Who uses this?

10 weirdest products

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